Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
How's work?
Spinning.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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