I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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