think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
You're like the curious george of whores
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
