do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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