i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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