the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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