I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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