You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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