We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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