got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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