2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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