69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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