Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
