I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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