What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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