May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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