how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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