Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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