awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
