Ambien. No doubt about it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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