Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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