Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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