SEEEEXXX PLEASE
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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