i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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