I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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