Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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