I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
