So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
