Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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