also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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