: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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