i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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