Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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