i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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