I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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