Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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