Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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