Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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