We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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