can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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