Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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