Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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