What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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