so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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