honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You pole danced in your parka.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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