We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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