All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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