Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Someone signed my nipple.
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