i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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