I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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