just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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