If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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