Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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