OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
